Good news for Fall 2017: you'll be able to save a lot of shopping money because this season, wearing actual trash as clothing is in. Finally!
Today, Moschino unveiled its Fall 2017 show at Milan Fashion Week and the collection was full of wardrobe staples you already have in your home like tissue boxes, bubble wrap, old bicycle wheels, paper hanger covers from the dry cleaners and even trash can lids.
It's hard to believe we've made it through this many centuries of fashion without thinking to wear tissue boxes on our heads but wow, this is a game-changer for cold season:
Another economical look was this re-used plastic bag from the dry cleaners along with its wire hanger and paper hanger cover. A great way to make your dry cleaning bill feel worthwhile:
For wine lovers, finally a way to reuse all those boxes from your many cartons of bottles. (And also, something to do with your newspapers after you pretend to read them).
There were then toilet paper roll cross-body bags. Of course, you can't actually hold anything inside a toilet paper roll, but who cares, just put your belongings in your pockets and carry the toilet paper—duh!
One time I saw Kendall Jenner wearing cardboard boxes and packing tape, so I wore cardboard boxes and packing tape:
Forget hats next season, instead just use your old bicycle tire. If you don't have a bike of your own, sacrifice a CitiBike (sorry Mayor DeBlasio, but it's for #fashun):
There were also trash-inspired looks for even the most elegant woman (a great outfit to wear to divorce court, if you ask me):
Of course, Moschino's Jeremy Scott knows that wearing trash isn't for everyone, so he also sent candelabras as hats down the runway for the ladies who lunch:
Fashun is so wonderful.
Lauren Alexis Fisher is the Senior Editor at Cosmopolitan, overseeing digital content across fashion, lifestyle, beauty, sex, and culture. Previously, she was the Market Editor at Harper’s BAZAAR and has written for publications including WWD, Bustle, and W Magazine. When she’s not busy taste-testing her way through every dirty martini in New York, you can follow her on Instagram for bad jokes, good outfits, and annoying vacation pics.
